It was the first time umpires were trying to get themselves thrown out (Dr. Fauci bobblehead)

April 2021

“Despite warnings from health experts, the Texas Rangers had a full crowd of more than 38,000 people for their home opener. Yeah, when they walked in all of the fans got a Dr. Fauci bobblehead that only shook its head ‘no.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“You know how they kept the virus away? They did the wave and they just fanned it all the way to Arkansas.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“They just couldn’t wait to pee in a trough again.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“It was a strange game. It was the first time umpires were trying to get themselves thrown out.” —Jimmy Fallon

“For those keeping score, the Rangers lost 6-2. So you can understand why the fans were excited: They only have 80 more chances this season to see the Rangers lose at home.” —Stephen Colbert

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