As opposed to the last administration, which delivered armed pricks (then you smoke it up on 4/20)

April 2021

“When Joe Biden was running, he promised 100 million shots in 100 days, but we’ve blown past that barrier, baby. The U.S. is now administering about three million shots per day, on average. This administration is delivering pricks in arms. As opposed to the last administration, which delivered armed pricks.” —Stephen Colbert

“Way to go, Joe! Getting it done early. Although, supporters of the previous president are quick to point out that he was able to finish his entire presidency a whole four years before his original goal.” —Stephen Colbert

“You know more people are vaccinated when pajama sales go down and Spanx go up.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I have to say, this is going to be a solid plan. You get vaxed on 4/19, then you smoke it up on 4/20.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”