“Matt Gaetz has denied any wrongdoing, but sources say that just before the previous president left office, Gaetz asked for a blanket pardon. Oh, I don’t think the blanket wants a pardon; I think it wants to be burned — it’s seen too much.” —Stephen Colbert
“Despite the ongoing investigation, Matt Gaetz is slated to speak at an event hosted by Women for America First, a group of ‘diehard MAGA loyalists’ who helped organize the pro-Trump rally on 6 January that devolved into the attack on the Capitol. Gaetz’s speech will be part of an ‘Americana’-themed dinner featuring ‘BBQ, Boots & Bluegrass’ – not to be confused with Gaetz’s usual theme of molly, minors and mandatory minimums.” —Stephen Colbert
“Amid criticism, the group defended the decision to book Gaetz and called him a ‘fearless leader in DC’. Yes, Gaetz fears nothing! Except the parents of whoever he’s texting.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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