because they got twice as much Diet Coke and Mentos (a big boost for the Republican ticket)

August 2012

"Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. They say this could be a big boost for the Republican ticket and I was thinking, 'Well, Joe Biden could be a big boost for the Republican ticket, you know?'" –David Letterman

"Joe Biden has made too many mistakes for Obama and he's fed up. So today President Obama called Mitt Romney and asked Mitt if he would fire Biden." –David Letterman

"Republicans like Paul Ryan because they say he's a fiscal conservative, and that's a perfect balance for Romney who's a guy that has an elevator for his Cadillacs." –David Letterman

"North Korea could test a nuclear missile in two weeks. North Korea says this launch will go much better than previous ones because they got twice as much Diet Coke and Mentos." –Jimmy Fallon

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