You’d think after the last four years, the White House staff would be used to that (He was impooched)

March 2021

“Speaking of aggressive behavior, at the White House there’s been what has been described as ‘a biting incident’ involving President Biden’s German shepherd, Major, who allegedly sank his teeth into an unnamed individual. Apparently Major was jumping, barking and charging at people. You’d think after the last four years, the White House staff would be used to that.” —Jimmy Fallon

“They sent him back home to live in Delaware. See, that’s another difference between Biden and Trump: When Biden’s dog misbehaves, they send him home. When Trump’s dog misbehaved, he sent his supporters to storm the Capitol and get him.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“When Major heard he was going back to Delaware, he was like, ‘No, please! A kennel, the pound, anything — just not Delaware.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“See, under the last administration, that kind of behavior would have made you press secretary.” —Seth Meyers

“Major was removed from the White House. He was impooched.” —James Corden

“Yep, Major and Champ have left the White House, and Sunday night they’re sitting down with Oprah to discuss where it all went wrong.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”