Lemme save you a few bucks: it’s been bad (am I supposed to eat my string cheese dry?)

March 2021

“Updated CDC guidelines have suggested that indoor dinner parties will soon be possible although I’m worried about how prepared he might be after so much time not socializing. My mug of ranch dressing is running low, am I supposed to eat my string cheese dry?” —Stephen Colbert

“Stimulus cheques are set to be sent out to US citizens. I have a feeling a lot of MAGA folks are about to accept the election results.” —Stephen Colbert

“On International Women’s Day, Joe Biden announced that two female generals will be promoted, news that is so inspiring for all the little girls out there who dream of growing up and launching air strikes in Syria.” —Stephen Colbert

“A study is being conducted to examine the effect that the pandemic has had on people’s mental health. Lemme save you a few bucks: it’s been bad.” —Seth Meyers

“After conversation around Pepe Le Pew normalizing rape culture started again, the character has been removed from Space Jam 2. He’s been Me Pewed.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”