That’s like the NFL restricting Tom Brady to restore confidence in the Kansas City Chiefs (I see patterns where none exist)

March 2021

“Security is being ramped up in Washington, D.C., as law enforcement officials fear more violence based on a QAnon conspiracy theory alleging that March 4 will be Inauguration Day for Donald Trump. You see, Q followers were heartbroken on Inauguration Day, which was supposed to be the day that the ‘storm’ came that would keep their guy actually in office. So they’ve moved the date of the storm — when all the arrests and the celebrities and the Democrats happen — to March 4, which was the date of presidential inaugurations up until 1933. [Imitating QAnon follower] ‘Yes, follow me down the rabbit hole. They ended it in 1933, but add up one, nine, three, three. Add up one plus six, you get seven. What is seven? Three plus four — three, four, March 4th, when we shall march forth! [Whispers] I see patterns where none exist.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Still, where there’s a will, there’s a way to cash in, because the former president’s hotel in Washington, D.C., has been jacking up prices around March 4. Sounds cynical, but they are offering premium services: If you’re exhausted from travel, you can just call the front desk and ask the concierge to hang Mike Pence.” —Stephen Colbert

“Ultimately, Q supporters are just gonna have to face the fact that their guy lost in the highest voter turnout in US history. Republicans have accepted it. They looked at voter turnout and decided it is time to stop voter turnout. Republicans in 43 states have introduced a tidal wave of anti-voting legislation, such as in Georgia, where House Republicans responded to the state’s Democratic flip by passing a bill to limit absentee and early voting. The bill’s sponsor said it’s “designed to begin to bring back the confidence of our voters back into our election system. OK, but the Republican governor, the Republican secretary of state, the Republican voting systems manager all said it was a fair election. So there’s plenty of confidence in the election, you’re just confident you’re gonna lose it, so you’re tilting the playing field. That’s like the NFL restricting Tom Brady to restore confidence in the Kansas City Chiefs.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”