If you want young people to stop partying, don’t instate a curfew, just invite a few dads (Girls Gone Mild)

March 2021

“College students celebrating spring break descended on Miami Beach over the weekend and flouted regulations about social distancing and wearing masks. The city’s mayor, Dan Gelber, said those partiers were not ‘following the rules.’ Yes, he wants a spring break that’s not chaotic or disorderly, like in those famous videos, ‘Girls Gone Mild.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Things got so out of hand that on Saturday, the city was forced to declare a state of emergency and an 8 p.m. curfew. And, surprise, it didn’t work. Hot tip for Miami authorities: If you want young people to stop partying, don’t instate a curfew, just invite a few dads.” —Stephen Colbert

“[imitating partier] Wooo! I’m with you, my fellow younglings. The virus can’t catch us if we don’t stop dancing! I’m never going to die!” —Stephen Colbert

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