I hear Prince Andrew has an island he goes to to address his privates (So, we good?)

March 2021

“Palace sources say the Windsors were blindsided because they thought at worst, the interview would make them look out of touch. Because if there’s one thing a palace surrounded by iron spikes looked like before, it was ‘in touch.’ Now, remember not to make eye contact with the lady whose face is on the coins.” —Stephen Colbert

“Buckingham Palace today released a statement on behalf of the queen that begins, ‘The whole family is saddened’ — saddened is another word for bull [expletive] — ‘to learn the full extent of how challenging the last few years have been for Harry and Meghan.’ Oh, they just found out. ‘The issues raised, particularly that of race, are concerning. While some recollections may vary, they will be addressed privately.’ In other words, Prince Charles is about to get a royal shoe in his [expletive].” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The statement continues, ‘They are taken very seriously and will be addressed by the family privately.’ Oh, no doubt. I hear Prince Andrew has an island he goes to to address his privates.” —Stephen Colbert

“For those who aren’t fluent in palace speak, they’re basically saying, ‘We’re sorry you feel this way.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“The statement would have sounded more sincere if they didn’t end it with, ‘So, we good?’” —Jimmy Fallon

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