At this point, so is asbestos (that's how we got George W. Bush)

April 2012

"Bring Your Child to Work Day — that's how we got George W. Bush." –David Letterman

"Newt Gingrich says that next week he will announce that he is dropping out of the race. Isn't that already the announcement? If you say next week I'll announce I'm dropping out of the race, what's the point of having the announcement next week?" –David Letterman

"According to a new ABC poll, both Michelle Obama and Ann Romney are more popular than their husbands. At this point, so is asbestos." –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”