In fact it is so old, Andrew Cuomo is covering up its death (In the ground/Injured/ Indifferent)

February 2021

Florida officials said two women tried to get a second dose of the vaccine by dressing up as grandmothers. Which in Florida means they dressed up as thirty-five year olds. —Michael Che

Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kanye West. And I really sympathize with Kanye because I know from experience how difficult it is to have to move that many sneakers out of a white ladies apartment. —Michael Che

Researchers studying the remains of a Wooly Mammoth have uncovered the world’s oldest DNA sequence. In fact it is so old, Andrew Cuomo is covering up its death. —Michael Che

A British woman has created a customized life jacket that allows a disabled goldfish to swim. The woman came up with the idea while not having plans on Valentine’s Day. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”