Congratulations, Georgia, you’ve finally solved the issue of widespread voter hydration (inspector devoured by rats)

February 2021

“Of course, there’s nothing new about states making it harder for people to vote. I mean, we’ve all seen every election – there are lines longer than the ones on Don Jr’s mirror. But one new Georgia bill would make waiting in the state’s notoriously long poll lines even more difficult by criminalizing the distribution of water or food to voters. Congratulations, Georgia, you’ve finally solved the issue of widespread voter hydration.” —Trevor Noah

“Republicans are ballers, you’ve got to admit. They reduced the voting locations so that people have to wait in line for hours, and now they want to ban people from giving out food and water to people who are waiting in line. It’s like every year they make it 5% harder to vote. So by 2030, the voting line is just going to be an American Ninja Warrior episode.” —Trevor Noah

“The Covid numbers reflect the previous administration’s failure to handle the virus: the US, about 4% of the world’s population, has recorded 25% of the world’s Covid cases and 20% of its fatalities. If a restaurant had the health record the United States does, the letter grade out front would be ‘not available, inspector devoured by rats.’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”