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Saturday, January 23, 2021

Who wrote this speech, Voldemort? (at least he made it sound as creepy as possible)


January 2021

“Although I do like how Donald Trump said he’ll ‘be back in some form,’ because my man knows you gotta leave on a cliffhanger.” —Trevor Noah


“That’s ominous. What form? A Demogorgon? A Horcrux? Maybe he’ll come back as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?” —Jimmy Kimmel


“‘In some form?’ What does that mean? [imitating Trump] ‘Whenever you see a black plastic bag stuck in a tree, or a vulture on the shoulder of the highway pulling the guts out of a dead raccoon, that’ll be me.’” —Seth Meyers


“OK, well at least he made it sound as creepy as possible.” —James Corden


“This is like the end of a bad movie where the villain says he will return, and you are like, ‘I don’t think this one is getting a sequel.’” —James Corden


“Who wrote this speech, Voldemort?” —Jimmy Fallon


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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