He is so conservative he won't even acknowledge the planet Uranus (He writes off poor people)

February 2012

“Rick Santorum's tax returns show that last year, he paid double the tax rate that Mitt Romney paid. Romney is much more clever with the deductions. He writes off poor people.” –Jay Leno

“Rick Santorum is conservative; he's so conservative he won't even use a weed whacker. That's how conservative.” –Jay Leno

“Rick Santorum is so conservative that after his last colonoscopy he went to confession. That’s how bad.” –Jay Leno

“He is so conservative he thinks male bankers should only screw over female customers. That's how bad.” –Jay Leno

“He's so conservative he won't even go to Home Depot to get wood. That's how bad.” –Jay Leno

“He is so conservative he won't even acknowledge the planet Uranus. That's how bad...” –Jay Leno

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