Give yourself some runway, buddy (for the price of only 11,000 votes)

January 2021

“[Imitating Trump] ‘Hello, is this the secretary of state of Arizona? Are you happy with your internet service? What if I told you you could combine Wi-Fi and cable for the price of only 11,000 votes?” —Seth Meyers

“It took Trump 5 whole seconds into his speech to tell the crowd that the election was rigged. That has to be the fastest use of ‘by the way’ in any speech ever. You weren’t even on the way yet. Give yourself some runway, buddy.” —Seth Meyers

“Mike Pence can’t change the results any more than Vanna White can change the phrase on the board.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”