“In other news, Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis tested positive for coronavirus days after she attended the White House Christmas party on Friday sans mask. The diagnosis has reportedly angered some senior Trump officials who were also in attendance. Well, why were they at the party? Why did you have a party in the first place? It’s all a bit ironic, given that just months ago, Ellis tweeted ‘there is no pandemic’ – so I’m starting to think the virus may have a sense of humor about all this.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump blew it. Trump’s handling of the Pfizer vaccine deal, which offered the US doses now allotted to other countries after the administration punted on the deal. That’s the art of the deal right there, baby. Pfizer thought that they could pull a fast one on Trump by offering to sell him life-saving vaccines, but my man Trump was like, ‘no deal’. So now, Europe is stuck with all those vaccines, and that means more corona for everyone here in America, baby! Seriously though, this may seem like it was a dumb decision by Trump. But if you take a moment to think about it, you realize that it was a really fucking dumb decision by Trump.” —Trevor Noah
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