Only other options were the nutjob, the crackpot, the pizza dude and Newt (sounds like pastrami)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney"

10. Romney sounds like pastrami

9. Perry wouldn't let him fry eggs on the Texas electric chair

8. Two liters of Shop Rite root beer and a king size Snickers did the trick

7. If elected, Romney said he'd overturn rule requiring enormous people to buy extra airplane seat

6. Needed something to do between lunch and second lunch

5. Acting on direct orders from Colonel Sanders

4. It was a close call between him and Rick Santorum -- just kidding

3. Mistook Mitt's repeated 'bi-partisan' references to mean two kinds of cheese

2. Movie star good looks -- who could resist?

1. Only other options were the nutjob, the crackpot, the pizza dude and Newt

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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