“That’s right, Trump has not paid income taxes in 10 of the last 15 years. Although honestly, wouldn’t it have been more shocking if Trump had paid taxes in those years? Yeah, when the news broke Trump was furious. He was like, ‘Why did I pay taxes for those five years?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Seriously, when it comes to avoiding taxes, Trump knows every loophole. For instance, on next year’s taxes, he plans on claiming his coronavirus response as a total loss.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Seven-hundred and fifty dollars? I don’t know what he should have paid, but it’s definitely more than an Xbox and a half.” —Jimmy Fallon
“In today’s money, Trump basically paid the equivalent of a 1993 Toyota Tercel.” —Jimmy Fallon
“The crazy part isn’t that Trump spent $70,000 on his hair; it’s that clearly $70,000 wasn’t enough.” —Jimmy Fallon
“So now we know why Trump’s so desperate to stay in the White House — he needs the free housing. He needs a place to crash. He’s your deadbeat friend who refuses to get a job because he’s still working on his idea for an app that tells you which Chipotle locations have the hottest cashiers.” —Seth Meyers
“Jesus, dude. We are paying your room and board — you can’t even make it an even grand?” —Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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