“For those keeping score, Trump paid $750 in taxes and $130,000 to a porn star, which means if the I.R.S. wants to get money from Trump, you guys know what you got to do.” —Trevor Noah
“It also explains why Melania isn’t leaving Trump. I mean, if she divorces him, she gets half of the $400 million in debt.” —Trevor Noah
“Hold on, hold on — the president of the country almost never pays taxes? And when he does, he only pays $750?Yo, that [expletive] pisses me off. Because Trump is always out there like, ‘We’re building back our military.’ We? No, mother [expletive]. We’re building back the military — you didn’t pay for [expletive]. If you didn’t chip in, you don’t get to put your name on the card.” —Trevor Noah
“But just take a second to think about what all this means. If Donald Trump does win a second term, his creditors will come asking for their $400 million while he is still president, and I don’t know about you, but that has me worried, because I don’t want the president’s decisions for the country getting influenced by his deep financial troubles. And also because there’s a good chance that Trump is going to pay off his debt by selling off American treasures. [imitating Trump] ‘How much will you guys give me for the Grand Canyon?’” —Trevor Noah
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