“Holy [expletive], I never thought I would see the day where an American president would threaten to not accept an election defeat. Because let’s be honest: this is something you hear about in a random country where America steps in to enforce democracy. I feel like now it’s only fair that those countries should send peacekeepers to the U.S.: ‘Well, well, well. Refusing to give up power, rampant disease and high unemployment. Who’s the [expletive]hole now, huh?’” —Trevor Noah
“Can you imagine how fun it would be if the incoming president always had to fistfight the outgoing president? Yeah? Biden and Trump are gonna be at the White House recreating the geriatric fights from ‘The Irishman,’ while Kamala Harris has Mike Pence in a head lock? [imitating Mike Pence] ‘Oh no, my hair grazed her bosom. Now I’m going to hell.’” —Trevor Noah
“If you’ve paid attention to Donald Trump over the past five years, it’s no surprise that he likes the idea of being a dictator. I mean, he’s written more love letters to Kim Jong-un than his own wife.” —Trevor Noah
“A Mitch McConnell promise is as trustworthy as a husband with glitter on his face.” —Trevor Noah
“Trump was once one of the world’s most famous landlords but now he’s turning into the world’s most famous squatter.” —Trevor Noah
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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