"Tonight was President Obama's jobs speech and the NFL season opener. Which explains why Biden got confused and dumped Gatorade on President Obama." –Jimmy Fallon
"Republicans actually decided not to give a rebuttal to President Obama's jobs speech tonight. I guess they figured there's already a rebuttal to his jobs speech: No jobs." –Jimmy Fallon
"The Libyan rebels say they have Moammar Gadhafi trapped within a 40-mile radius. Or as that’s also called, not trapped." –Jimmy Fallon
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