only 3 percent of them are proficient in math (a seat that will soon be repossessed)

July 2011

"Weather experts say that 1 million square miles of the U.S. are under a 'heat dome.' But don't worry — we have plenty of shade under our $14 trillion debt ceiling." –Jimmy Fallon

"House Speaker John Boehner invited new congressmen over for pizza last night. Unfortunately, the delivery guy left when they spent 10 hours fighting over a plan to pay for it." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new study found that only 20 percent of high school seniors are proficient in geography. Students weren't really bothered by that number because only 3 percent of them are proficient in math." –Jimmy Fallon

"Still no deal on the debt ceiling. Washington is keeping us on the edge of our seat – a seat that will soon be repossessed." –Craig Ferguson

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