I wish I looked like I was attacked by hungry badgers? (Only an idiot would do that)

“And you might be wondering, ‘If this phone call is so damning, why did Trump even release the transcript? Only an idiot would do that.’ Exactly.” --Trevor Noah

“The White House released the transcript, Congress has officially received the full whistle-blower’s report, and we’ll have to wait to find out what happens next. And it could be anything. We could find out that Mike Pence also pressured Ukraine on a call or we could find out the secret identity of the whistle-blower. Spoiler alert: I think it is Tekashi 69. That guy’s snitching on everybody.” --Trevor Noah, referring to the rapper who became a witness for the prosecution in a racketeering and firearms case 

“This is what Trump does. He does this all the time. Like Trump is the only person who would do something so bad right out in the open that it makes you question whether it’s actually bad, right? It’s like a powerful thing — it’s the same way that Kanye can walk around basically in rags but because he does it so confidently we just go, ‘I guess that was the style now. I wish I looked like I was attacked by hungry badgers?’” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”