It’s like if right now R. Kelly wrote a book on baby-sitting (Said Trump, “Perfect.”)

It turns out that Donald Trump is not the financial genius that no one ever really thought he was. According to tax documents from 1985 to 1994 Donald Trump appears to have lost, quote, more money than any other American taxpayer. Now, I love that during the time he was losing a billion dollars he had the audacity to write a book about how great he was at business. It’s like if right now R. Kelly wrote a book on baby-sitting. --Colin Jost, SNL

President Trump’s tax documents also show that his airline, which I didn’t know anything about, launched in 1989 and lost $7 Million a month until it shut down in 1992. And just to give you an idea of how bad his airline was, it lasted 33 years less than Spirit. --Michael Che, SNL

This week marked the first anniversary of Melania Trump’s Be Best anti-bullying campaign. And if you don’t think it’s going well, you’re a fat idiot who has no friends. --Colin Jost, SNL

President Trump welcomed the Boston Red Sox to the White House in honor of their World Series win. However, most of the team’s black players skipped the ceremony in protest. Said Trump, “Perfect.” --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”