In the kid's defense, he did bring enough for everyone (There's more than one position?!)

Police in Philadelphia are investigating after a 5-year-old boy walked into his preschool class holding about two dozen vials of crack cocaine. In the kid's defense, he did bring enough for everyone. --Seth Meyers

In a series of tweets this morning, President Trump claimed that the U.S. is in a fantastic position in its trade war with China. "There's more than one position?!" said Mike Pence. --Seth Meyers

Today was Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's 35th birthday. And if you're wondering what he wants, your personal data.  --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”