Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read (American Criminal Class)

New Rule: If you're an adult and you go to the Justin Bieber movie by yourself and you're not a film critic you have to register as a sex offender. --Bill Maher

Stop over-regulating the porn industry. The Canadian government is seriously enforcing the law that says at least 35% of porn shown in Canada must be Canadian made. Because what's sexier than a girl saying, “I'm coming, ay.” And you know it’s hard to make Canadian porn because every time they try and take their shirts off a hockey fight breaks out. --Bill Maher

New Rule: Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.” --Bill Maher

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