the smallest amount of money ever stolen by a Republican (ten Bill Gates and 35 Oprahs)

"Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton was in Indiana trying to get more people there to like her. She claims to have taken some incoming sniper fire at the Indianapolis airport baggage carousel, but other than that, they say the trip went very well." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Tough day for the Bush administration. A guy named Claude Allen has been arrested and charged in Maryland with swindling Target and some other department stores out of refunds. He allegedly made off without about $5000 or so which is officially the smallest amount of money ever stolen by a Republican." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Yesterday, the federal government announced a massive plan to bail out a number of banking institutions. One expert said it might cost Americans more than a trillion dollars. To put that in perspective, ten Bill Gates and 35 Oprahs still don't add up to a trillion dollars." --Jimmy Kimmel

How about Trump calling Kim Jong Un “quite a character.” He poisoned his brother and he put his uncle in front of a firing squad. What a hoot. --Jimmy Kimmel

Dennis Rodman wrote to Trump and offered his help with the summit. Can you imagine waking up from a 15 year coma and hear that Dennis Rodman is helping President Donald Trump campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for his summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. I’d probably ask to be put back to sleep. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”