Trump’s best relationships are with people who are half his age and don’t speak English (His scores must be really bad)

I’m surprised the summit talks broke down in Vietnam. I thought Kim Jong Un and Trump had a good relationship. Even Trump said that he and Kim “Fell in Love.” I know that sounds weird but when you think about it, Kim Jong Un is totally Donald Trump's type. All of Trump’s best relationships are with people who are half his age and don’t speak English. --Trevor Noah

During the Michael Cohen testimony before congress, Michael Cohen called Donald Trump a racist and a conman. When he heard this Trump said, “Yeah, but did he say anything bad about me.” --Conan O’Brien

And during his testimony Michael Cohen said that Trump went to great lengths to keep his SAT scores secret. He’s president of the United States. His scores must be really bad. Conan as Trump, “No one can ever know. I may never get a job after this.” They must be terrible. No wonder Trump created his own university. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”