Oh my God! Trump was born in Kenya! (I’m glad I’m not that guy)

Yesterday, the Washington Post reported more details about how far Trump went to make sure his academic record stayed hidden. At his high school the New York Military Academy. Yes, Military. Evidently, when Trump was a teenager, his bones hadn’t spurred yet. He was a late spurrer. --Stephen Colbert

President Trump’s efforts to bury his student records came just days after Trump challenged President Barack Obama to “show his records” to prove that Obama had been a “terrible student.” This happens over and over again. Everything Trump accuses other people of, he’s guilty of himself. Oh my God! Trump was born in Kenya! That’s the only answer. --Stephen Colbert

Trump’s summit in Vietnam with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has obviously failed. And Trump is clearly being had by Kim, because despite assurances at the summit by Kim, new satellite images show that just days after the collapse of the summit, North Korea was rebuilding a satellite rocket launchpad and and engine test site, including a rail mounted transfer building, two support cranes, and walls that are even taller than the previous structure. That’s embarrassing for Trump. Kim actually built a wall. --Stephen Colbert

There are so many investigations swirling around Donald Trump right now that R. Kelly is like, “I’m glad I’m not that guy.” --Stephen Colbert

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