During Michael Cohen’s testimony before congress he accused President Trump of a variety of financial crimes, racism and just general movie villain stuff. And the republicans fired back saying, “Yeah, that’s our guy.” --Colin Jost, SNL
Michael Cohen also said that Trump inflated his net worth by 4 Billion dollars in order to buy the Buffalo Bills. You lied to buy the Buffalo Bills? That’s like using a fake ID to get into a Nickelback concert. --Colin Jost, SNL
Michael Cohen also provided congress with copies of letters he wrote on Trump’s behalf threatening his high schools and colleges not to release his SAT scores. And while Cohen did not release what those scores were, let’s just say that Trump lives closer to 920 Pennsylvania Avenue than to 1600. --Colin Jost, SNL
This week President Trump met with North Korean dictator, and let’s face it, one of his top five closest friends, Kim Jong Un. Talks broke down when the two leaders could not agree on sanctions. Another problem was Kim Jong Un used an interpreter while Trump just spoke English, but louder. --Colin Jost, SNL
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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