And I think I speak for all of us when I say, move over, Gettysburg Address! (Just drive)

During a speech today, President Trump complained that he was not given more credit for his handling of Senator John McCain's funeral, saying, "I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as president, I had to approve. I don't care about this. I didn't get a thank-you. But that's okay. We sent him on the way, but I wasn't a fan of John McCain." And I think I speak for all of us when I say, move over, Gettysburg Address! --Seth Meyers

A man in Australia reportedly returned to his car over the weekend to find a koala bear sitting in his back seat. Even weirder, when he got in, the bear said, "Just drive." --Seth Meyers

That's right. 89 years ago today, Colonel Sanders founded fast-food chain KFC. And boy, was Trump pissed when he found out he still had to come to work today. Meyers as Trump, "It's a holiday!" --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”