getting your Bible signed by a dude that raw dogs porn stars (Breaking the previous record of one)

Last week HBO aired “Leaving Neverland,” a documentary detailing multiple child molestation charges against Michael Jackson. And they say this doc has done more damage to Michael Jackson than his last doc, Dr. Conrad Murray. --Michael Che, SNL

A British group set a new world record when more than 200 people rode a roller coaster naked. Breaking the previous record of one. --Michael Che, SNL

President Trump visited tornado victims in Alabama and signed Bibles for them. I’m not a very religious guy, but I feel like when you’re getting your Bible signed by a dude that raw dogs porn stars, you’re probably not a very religious guy either. --Michael Che, SNL

Virgin Atlantic Airlines announced that it will no longer require female flight attendants to wear makeup and skirts just as long as their husbands sign the consent form. --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”