Did you try unplugging him and plugging him back in? (Get the probe!)

President Trump had dinner on Friday with Apple CEO Tim Cook. Well, Tim, did you try unplugging him and plugging him back in? --Seth Meyers

NASA yesterday successfully launched a probe designed to touch the sun. [shows photo of Don Jr. and Eric] “I use a probe to touch mine, too,” said Trump. “Father, can I have a hug?” “Get the probe!” --Seth Meyers

According to Politico, White House aides need to remind President Trump of time zones in different countries on a constant basis. He forgets that in America it’s 4 p.m., but where he is, it’s 1957. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”