Can you speak a little louder please? (Isn't his annual autopsy coming up soon?)

"Happy Birthday to Vice President Dick Cheney. He turned 66 yesterday. Isn't his annual autopsy coming up soon?" --Jay Leno

"We are at that weird stage in the Bush administration, where half the White House staff is on C-SPAN and the other half is on Court TV." --Jay Leno

"This weekend, the President of the United States went on National Public Radio to explain that he knows [Vice President Dick] Cheney. Cheney is not delusional, just optimistic [on screen: Bush saying Cheney reflects a 'half-glass-full' mentality]. How twisted is your administration when this guy is your Pollyanna?" --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”