And doctors say that number could double if Hillary gets elected (a Bush administration victory announcement that actually came true)

"According to a new study, over 18 million American men currently suffer from erectile dysfunction. And doctors say that number could double if Hillary gets elected." --Jay Leno

"There's a big scandal going on in San Francisco. The mayor there, Gavin Newsom, has admitted to having an affair with his campaign manager's wife. The mayor announced he will enter rehab for alcohol abuse. I think the only reason this guy's going into rehab is to meet Lindsay Lohan." --Jay Leno

"Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice predicted that the Colts would win [the Super Bowl]. Isn't that unbelievable -- a Bush administration victory announcement that actually came true?" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”