"Congratulations to Vice President Al Gore. He has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Luckily for Gore, Florida does not vote on this one." --Jay Leno
"Congratulations to Tony Dungy, the first African American coach to win the Super Bowl. As the first African American, Jesse Jackson called it a ground breaking moment. Al Sharpton called it a positive step. And Hillary Clinton called it a bad omen." --Jay Leno
"The Mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom, has apologized for having an affair with the wife of his campaign manager. To be fair, he's not the first guy in San Francisco to have sex behind someone's back. He also stated this will not stop him from seeking re-election. Good luck trying to find another campaign manager." --Jay Leno
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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