Today Mitt Romney was declared a safe alternative to Lunesta (Where is Superman?)

"I know you're saying to yourselves where is Vice President Dick Cheney. Right now he's in Tokyo taking part in a pep rally for United States troops. Because when you think Dick Cheney, you think pep." --David Letterman

"In 2036, an asteroid is going to hit Earth. Talk about pressures for President Bush. The question President Bush has been asking himself all day is 'Where is Superman?'" --David Letterman

"It's not that far away -- the 2008 presidential race. Today Mitt Romney ... was declared a safe alternative to Lunesta." --David Letterman

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