if you're thinking of wearing them while watching basketball, don't. You will pass out. (Gin and cucumber?)

As the World Cup continues, a report just came out that football fans in Russia have been drinking so much that bars and restaurants are completely running out of beer. See, this is what happens when England wins one game. --James Corden

Russian bars didn't order enough beer. What did they think a bunch a rowdy football fans were going to do? They're like, "Guys, the next round is on me. Sauvignon blanc? Gin and cucumber? I got you." --James Corden

Speaking of the World Cup, a company has created a pair of women's underwear specially designed for the tournament that vibrate whenever a goal is scored. They're fun during the World Cup, but back home in America, if you're thinking of wearing them while watching basketball, don't. You will pass out. --James Corden

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