I know it was funny when we reelected President Bush, but this is serious (mucho Salma Hayek)

"While President Bush was in Mexico this week, he kept sprinkling Spanish words and phrases into all his speeches. At one point, Bush told the Mexicans that their country is 'mucho Salma Hayek.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The California legislature announced that they have moved their state's presidential primary from June to February. When asked why, a California lawmaker said, 'Because it's really fun to hear Governor Schwarzenegger try to say 'February.'" --Conan O'Brien

"People are really angry about ... a web site that encourages people to vote for the worst singer. I mean, this is not a joke. We're voting for the next 'American Idol' here. This is not some kind of game. I know it was funny when we reelected President Bush, but this is serious." --Jimmy Kimmel

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