He faces up to 25 years in prison or a year on The View (No Margarita Left Behind)

"Over the weekend, Osama bin Laden had a birthday. The guy's still out running around and having birthday parties. It was a big weekend. They went to the Tora Bora Hooters. In addition to his birthday, he had to turn his clocks forward to the 2nd century." --David Letterman

"A Taliban commander was caught and was disguised as a woman. He faces up to 25 years in prison or a year on 'The View.'" --David Letterman

"President Bush is in Mexico. It's nice that we still have a president who goes on Spring Break. It's all part of his program 'No Margarita Left Behind.'" --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”