Wow, when that guy takes out his junk – he really takes out ALL of his junk (I know you’re all stunned)

Yesterday President Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen, known for paying hush money for his clients, revealed that he has ANOTHER client, Sean Hannity. Today, Hannity said, “I know you’re all stunned.” Then everyone was like, “Not really!” --Jimmy Fallon

Hannity's been going on TV to defend President Trump without revealing that he and Trump have the same lawyer. Which is like Dora the Explorer going on TV to defend backpacks, without revealing that her best friend is a talking backpack. --Jimmy Fallon

 An official in Japan was arrested yesterday for taking out his garbage in the nude. Wow, when that guy takes out his junk – he really takes out ALL of his junk. --Jimmy Fallon

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