you use it to learn Klingon (24% shot this morning)

People who ran the L.A. marathon said it was nice to finally get from downtown Los Angeles to Santa Monica in less than four hours. --Conan O’Brien

Vladimir Putin has been re-elected to a fourth term as president of Russia. The final vote tally was: 76% Putin, 24% shot this morning. --Conan O’Brien

Language-teaching app Duolingo recently added Klingon to its course selection. By the way, if you have the Duolingo app on your phone and you use it to learn Klingon, you can delete Tinder. --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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