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Thursday, March 22, 2018

I'd be cool with "Put him under psychiatric observation" (dat good kush)



Robert Mueller wants to interview Trump, but the president's lawyers want to limit the conversation to certain topics. So right now they're trying to compromise based on what Mueller wants to talk about, and what Trump wants to talk about. For example, Robert Mueller wants to talk about Anthony Scaramucci. Trump wants to talk about offshore drilling. They're compromising and talking about the "Jersey Shore" reboot. --Jimmy Fallon

Mueller wants to talk about Jared Kushner. Trump wants to talk about new drug laws. So they're compromising and talking about "dat good kush." --Jimmy Fallon

Mueller wants to talk about George Papadopoulos. Trump wants to talk about John Kelly. They're compromising and talking about Papa John's. --Jimmy Fallon

And finally, Mueller wants to talk about mistakes, and Trump wants to talk about himself. They’re compromising and talking about Donald Trump Jr. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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