"Here's the latest scandal in Washington: They say on '20/20' this week, the D.C. madam is going to list the names of famous Republicans who used her female escort service. That shows you the fundamental philosophical differences between the two parties. Bush Republicans believe in having the private sector provide sex for profit. Whereas, Clinton Democrats believe it should be a big give-away program." --Jay Leno
"Randall Tobias, who is the deputy secretary of state, resigned after it was revealed he used this woman's services. Tobias, who was married, just claimed he just had a massage and did not have sex. Apparently, he can forget getting either one of those at home ever again." --Jay Leno
"Tobias was the guy who Bush put in charge of promoting abstinence and chastity in places like the Mideast. He was also the CEO of the company that makes Cialis. So, it sounds like he was caught between Iraq and a hard place." --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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