"Congratulations to presidential candidate Joe Biden, who has increased his poll numbers from one percent to two percent. Is that a big deal? Two percent? The margin of error is what ... three percent?" --Jay Leno
"Yahoo announced they're going to host the first ever online presidential debate. Why Yahoo? Why not on a eBay? Candidates end up going to the highest bidder anyway." --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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