Or as that’s called in Los Angeles... (I thought you said mace)

Yesterday was the Trumps’ 13th wedding anniversary and I looked it up — the traditional gift for the 13th anniversary is lace. For a second, Melania got excited and said, “I thought you said ‘mace.’” --Conan O’Brien

This morning, Meryl Streep was nominated for an Academy Award. Or as that’s called in Los Angeles, “the first sign of spring.”  --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html