Trump keeps demanding money for his border wall even though there are limited funds. Trump is like that couple on “House Hunters” who wants a five-bedroom mansion on a $70,000 budget. [imitates Trump] “And it has to have marble countertops! That is a must! I won’t even look at it!” --Jimmy Fallon
This is cool. The History Channel’s show “Pawn Stars” is celebrating its 500th episode. To celebrate, the network gave the producers gold watches, which they immediately knew were fake. --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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