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Monday, January 1, 2018

Now don't confuse that with President Bush (chronic persistent virginity)



"The American Medical Association says that addiction to video games is becoming such a big problem, they're thinking of declaring it an actual medical condition. The video game condition will be called 'chronic persistent virginity.'" --Conan O'Brien
"New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has quit the Republican Party and has become an Independent. Bloomberg says he has no plans to be president. Now don't confuse that with  President Bush, who has no plans as president." --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

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