He'll be the first candidate ever to get elected with 88,128,000% of the vote (An emotional roller coaster soon to be a cult classic)

"For those of you who are unfamiliar with the concept the 'Colbert Bump' is the curious phenomenon whereby anyone who appears on this program gets a huge boost in popularity. Another lucky recipient of the 'Colbert Bump' is former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee. Before he came on the 'Report,' his presidential campaign was polling at 1%. After his appearance, he soared to 3%. That's a 300% increase after a two-and-a-half-minute interview. If he keeps up that pace between now and the election, he'll be the first candidate ever to get elected with 88,128,000% of the vote." --Stephen Colbert

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

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collected-poems-1985-2015.html