"President Bush met with the Pope on Saturday. There was one awkward moment when he asked the pope, 'Hey, how's Mrs. Pope?'" --Jay Leno
"By a vote of 93-5, the Louisiana state House has voted to make it illegal for teachers to have sex with their students. Here's my question: Who are the five people who voted for it?" --Jay Leno
"President Bush is overseas visiting Poland. He's looking for kielbasa of mass destruction. And tomorrow, the president is visiting the Pope. That won't help." --David Letterman
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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